The time has come where I have reached stereotypical pregnant lady status.
I waddle. I scratch my round belly. I pee constantly. I grunt and groan when I have to pick up something off the floor or tie my shoes. I have swollen ankles. I don't sit with my legs crossed, or even my ankles. I burp. I am constantly hungry.
Yep, I'm "her."
Most of my blog has been about misconceptions, but these, my friends, are true to life stereotypes. And they are not fun. I feel so unladylike all of a sudden!
You know you're reeeeally pregnant when you drop something on the floor and stare at it thinking, "Do I really need that?"
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